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We are recruiting for a number of long term opportunities for Engineers of all grades to join one of our client's Nuclear Defence businesses. Our client is working on various projects supporting the UK's At-Sea Nuclear Deterrent. The team is based at their office in Cheshire, Glasgow and on site in Barrow-in-Furness, Derby and Aldermaston.

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Royal Marines

THEY'RE the pride of Plymouth – and yesterday the city's troops took a citizen's salute.

November 11, 2011 – Remembrance Day – was a fitting day to stage the biggest military event in Plymouth since World War Two.

The official homecoming for the city's 3 Commando Brigade following a six-month tour of Afghanistan, was attended by more than 1,100 military personnel.
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And Plymouth's title as the 'home of the Royal Marines' was firmly upheld with more than 10,000 passionate supporters showing their appreciation.

The driving rain and gales did little to put them off.

Loud cheers and applause could be heard across Plymouth as the proud commandos marched through the heart of the city to a heroes' welcome.

As one Plymouth-based Lieutenant Colonel put it: "I think we all had goose-bumps at some point. It was one of the most humbling experiences of my life – and one which my family and I will never ever forget"

Royal British Legion Poppy Appeal

The Submariners Lounge Supports The Royal British Legion Poppy Appeal 2014

 http://www.britishlegion.org.uk/

http://www.poppyshop.org.uk/

https://poppies.hrp.org.uk/buy-a-poppy/

Charity Event

On 11/11/11 i will be playing Touch Rugby non-stop for 12 hours to Raise Money for Help for Heroes. The event will take place at Benfield Centre for Sporting Excellence in Newcastle upon Tyne. The event will begin at 11am with 2 minutes silence to commemorate the sacrifice our service personnel have made and continue to make on a daily basis.

People of all ages and abilities will take part throughout the day while myself and one other will play continuously. We have children in their scheduled PE lessons taking part, active serving members of the Armed Forces, players from local Community Clubs right up to people that have never picked up a rugby ball before.

I am an Ex Royal Navy Submariner and I will play on one team and we have an Ex RAF Regiment member playing for the other team for the entire 12 hour period without a break. For those of you that know me well, i am sure you will agree, 12 hours soild rugby will just about kill me!!!!!!
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So please dig deep and donate now.

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Are you missing life in the Royal Navy?

Are you missing life in the Royal Navy?

Here’s how to recapture the atmosphere of the good old days:-

1. Build a shelf on top of your wardrobe and sleep on it in a small sleeping bag. For added realism rig a fan so it blows warm air in your face.

2. Change all your curtains for ones that are too short.

3. Wash your underwear in a bucket every night then hang it over the water pipes to dry.

4. Four hours after you go to bed, get the wife to whip the covers back, shine a torch in your eyes and say “sorry mate”.

5. Renovate the bathroom – build a wall across the center of the bath and move the shower head to chest level. Store beer barrels in the shower enclosure.

6. When you shower (only once a week) remember to shout at the top of your voice “turning on” and “turning off” when finished.

7. Only use one sheet of toilet paper per visit.

8. Every time there is a thunderstorm, sit in a chair and rock as hard as you can until you feel sick (mandatory for skimmers).

9. Put oil instead of water in the dehumidifier and turn it up high.

10. Don’t watch TV – just old movies in the middle of the night. For added realism have the family vote for a movie then watch a different one.

11. Leave a lawn mower running 24/7 in the middle of the living room.

12. Have the paper boy cut your hair.

13. Once week blow compressed air up your chimney. Make sure the wind carries soot over your neighbours. (skimmers)

14 Buy a rubbish compactor and use it once a week. Store the rubbish on the other side of the bathroom.

15 Devise menus for the family for a week in advance without looking in the fridge or pantry.

16. Set the alarm clock to go off at random times in the night. When it goes off, leap out of bed (or off the wardrobe), run into the garden and run around with the garden hose.

17 Once a month take all the household appliances to bits and put them back together.

18. Use 4 spoons of coffee per cup, allow it to sit for 2 hours before drinking.

19. Invite 85 people you don’t like to come and stay for a month.

20. Install a small fluorescent light under your coffee table then lay underneath it and read a book.

21. Raise the threshold and lower the top sills of all your doors. Ensure you bang your shins and head when passing through them.

22. Every so often throw the cat in the bath, shout “man overboard” then run in the kitchen and sweep all the pots and pans on the floor. Give the wife a hard time for not securing for sea.

23. Nickname your shoes “steaming bats” and get the kids to hide one of them around the house on a random basis. For added realism, take out a shoe lace

24. Go out with a girl with Tourettes syndrome just to hear someone shout and scream at you for no apparent reason.

25. Get your kids to hide around a corner and when you walk by, throw a bucket of water on you.

26. Mix seven tins of different flavoured soups in a bucket and eat it while looking around to see if anyone else is eating it.

27. As you are about to eat dinner, get someone to shout “starboard 25”. Tip up the table to 30 degrees so everything slides off.

28. Set up 5 tape recorders to play the sounds of 5 different people snoring. Highest volume is mandatory. Play it all night.

Pebble Mill at One

Just a Common Sailor

Common Sailor

By Richard 'Kavz' Kavanagh

He was getting old and paunchy and his hair was falling fast,
And he sat around the Legion, telling stories of the past.
Of a war that he had fought in and the deeds that he had done,
In his exploits with his buddies; they were heroes, every one.

... And tho' sometimes, to his neighbours, his tales became a joke,
All his Legion buddies listened, for they knew whereof he spoke.
But we'll hear his tales no longer for old Jack has passed away,
And the world's a little poorer, for a sailor died today.
He will not be mourned by many, just his children and his wife,
For he lived an ordinary and quite uneventful life.
Held a job and raised a family, quietly going his own way,
And the world won't note his passing, though a sailor died today.

When politicians leave this earth, their bodies lie in state,
While thousands note their passing and proclaim that they were great.
Papers tell their whole life stories, from the time that they were young,
But the passing of a sailor goes unnoticed and unsung.
Is the greatest contribution to the welfare of our land
A guy who breaks his promises and cons his fellow man?
Or the ordinary fellow who, in times of war and strife,
Goes off to serve his Country and offers up his life?

A politician's stipend and the style in which he lives
Are sometimes disproportionate to the service that he gives,
While the ordinary sailor, who offered up his all,
Is paid off with a medal and perhaps, a pension small.
It's so easy to forget them for it was so long ago,
That the old Jacks of our Country went to battle, but we know
It was not the politicians, with their compromise and ploys,
Who won for us the freedom that our Country now enjoys.

Should you find yourself in danger, with your enemies at hand,
Would you want a politician with his ever-shifting stand?
Or would you prefer a sailor, who has sworn to defend
His home, his kin and Country and would fight until the end?

He was just a common sailor and his ranks are growing thin,
But his presence should remind us we may need his like again.
For when countries are in conflict, then we find the sailor's part
Is to clean up all the troubles that the politicians start.

If we cannot do him honour while he's here to hear the praise,
Then at least let's give him homage at the ending of his days.
Perhaps just a simple headline in a paper that would say,
Our Country is in mourning, for a sailor died today

RIP Whisky Walker

 UPDATE : David Walker Service. info from Andrew

 Please note that I have spoken to David's wife Fiona today. She has given me details for his service which will be at St Mungos in the Vale of Leven on Saturday 15th October at 0900. Please note that there will be a wake after the service at the Commodore Hotel in Helensburgh. Fiona has advised that if friends and colleagues wish to send flowers, please send to St Mungos on Friday evening, otherwise donations to St Mungos. For more information please contact me.

Junior Rates one and all Whiskey......."You can take the Man from the Submarine Service, but you cant take the Submarine Service from the Man" !
Rest in Peace Whiskey.

Brendan Blackie ‎~~~ R.I.P David ~~~

John Turnbull R.I.P Whiskey

Mike Larry Lamb will be missed by all who knew him R.I.P MATE

Ian Vickers R.I.P Whiskey

Dave Gunner R.I.P Whiskey

Donald MacLeod Nice one Graham. R.I.P. mate, R.I.P.

Jimmy Dyke R.I.P Big Ski

Fred Flint O Father,hear our prayer to thee,your humble servants beneath the sea,
 In the depths of ocean oft we stray,so far from night so far from day,
 we would ask your guiding light to glow,to make sure our journey safe below,
 please oft times grant us patient mind,then ere the darkness ,won't us blind,
 We seek thy protection from the deep,and grant us peace whene're we sleep,
 Of our homes and loved ones far away ,we ask you care for them each day,
 until we surface once again ,to drink the air and feel the rain,
 We ask your guiding hand to show ,a safe progression ,sure and slow,
 Dear lord ,please hear our prayers to thee,from your humble servants beneath the sea.
 amen.
 the submariners prayer to our shipmate now crossed the bar .R.I.P. WHISKEY .GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN .

John Theotonio Rest your oar Sailor! RIP

Sean Courtney RIP Whiskey was a honour and a pleasure knowing you !

Paul Melbourne sorry you've gone RIP a sad loss

Alistair Slater R.I.P. Whiskey!

Steve Royce-Rogers Crossed the bar. *Raise your glasses* Whiskey RIP

John MacKenzie Eternal Rest Shipmate

Clive Broad Rest in Peace Whiskey, you are off watch now. You will be sadly missed by all who knew you

Craig Pauley R.I.P Whiskey. What a nice bloke!

Andy Sibbald Can't say much more than has already been said. Farewell mate, pleasure knowing you. Don't worry about Fiona, there are plenty who will look after her.

Fred Sayer Never knew you Whiskey , All the better for knowing of you R.I.P shipmate

Gary Pirrie A sad loss, RIP mate.

Franky Hayes R.I.P. Whiskey sleep well.

Fred West Resurgam Whiskey albeit our paths never cross

Geoffrey Theakstone R.I.P old friend,sad sad day for all who knows you,never forgotten

Robert Adler Obviously I never knew you, But given how your shipmates in the Royal Navy talk about you, You were well respected, and one of the best. It is a blessed Bond we Submariners have, between our two Navies. Your Shipmates will Pipe you "Across the Bar"....We will say in the US Navy...Fair winds and Following Seas, Shipmate.... Rest your Oar, We have the watch.... RIP

William Mcneil You are with your mates now that crossed the Bar( RIP), you are not forgotten and I am sure all those others called away from their loved ones will have a drink on the bar ready. God Bless mate.

Gary Middlemiss Rest in peace whiskey

Brendan Blackie Never even knew the guy, but sitting here with a lump In my throat and a tear In my eye... How amazing is the Submariner Bond!!!!

Paul Finn RIP Whiskey u will be sadly missed big guy my thoughts are with ur family

Andy Leatherday ‎"Not just anybody can be a submariner." we will never forget you. RIP

Steven Johnson RIP Whisky mate never forgotten

Michael Daniels RIP shippers, a sad loss for everyone.

Sharon-Anne Connell-Malcolm There will be an extra star in the sky tonight, it will be the brightest.

Mick Cheshire RIP Whiskey a fellow Submariner and kindred spirit.

John Carty R.I.P. Whiskey

Ned Nedders God bless, Whisky

Steve Worsfold R.I.P Shipmate God bless, a honour to of known you

Chas Cooke RIP Whiskey, stand down, watch over, a job well done. My thoughts are with your family. I hope they take some peace from the comments here from friends and fellow submariners.

Paul Marston RIP old friend.

Dan TheMan I've never met you whisky, but i feel i've known you all my life, rest in peace mate, and we all look forward to the big reunion in the sky

Sean Reader fair winds and following seas shipmate.

Malcolm Hogg RIP Shipmate - Thoughts with your Family

Alan Herbert R.I.P. whiskey our courses barely crossed. another good'un has crossed the bar.

Dean Elliott RIP shippers - thoughts with your nearest and dearest.

Tim Arnold RIP shipmate, drink a wee dram for us on the other side !

Andrew Broadbelt Very sad to hear that Whiskey has crossed the bar. I heard he passed at 7am this morning. I will keep shipmates posted about arrangements etc

Mark Mullins RIP Wobbly. One of the lads who makes me smile when I think of him

Shaun Perry RIP Whisky, deepest condolences to all the family.

Graham C. Smith RIP Whisky, one of the very best. I am proud to have served with you and to have known you. Will be toasting you this evening old friend. Deepest condolences to Fiona and the rest of your Family.

Lee Goldhill RIP Whiskey only the good die young ' God bless your family !

Jim Long Whiskey it's been an honour and privilege to of known you my old mate. Calm seas and fair winds on your final deployment. God bless your family

James Ellis So Sad, only the good die young my Mum used to say, never been truer....

Brian Maitland God bless you big fella, it was a pleasure to serve with you.

Vincent Carr Pleasure to have known u whisky R.I.P u will be sadly missed

Garry Carter RIP Shippers

Michael Morgan ‎"The Lord is my pilot, I shall not go adrift; He lighteth my passage across dark channels; He steereth me through the deep waters, He keepeth my log. He guideth me by the evening star for my safety's sake. Yea, though I sail mid the thunders and tempest of life, I shall fear no peril for Thou art with me. The vastness of thy sea upholds me. Surely fair winds and safe harbors shall be found all the days of my life; And I shall moor, fast, and secure, forever Amen.

Kenneth Nesbitt You've gone where the rest of us will some day follow. RIP shipmate.

Going Going Going ... Gone

HMS Ambush is an Astute-class nuclear fleet submarine of the Royal Navy, at present fitting out. Ambush was ordered from GEC's Marconi Marine (now BAE Systems Submarine Solutions) on 17 March 1997. She was laid down at Barrow-in-Furness on 22 October 2003, officially named on 16 December 2010, launched on 6 January 2011and is expected to begin sea trials by 2012.

Ambush is affiliated to:

• The city of Derby
• The Dolphin ward of Royal Derby Hospital
• The Sea Cadet unit TS Kenya
• Rolls-Royce Marine Division, Derby

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DAMN that George bloke

DAMN that George bloke, just cos i've got no dolphins he wont let me in the lounge

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  Flash Vincent Very good, George just won`t let anybody join!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
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  Ian Hart ‎"What there 1600 Matlows, on a submarine lounge, and not at sea"
  

   
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  Ian Hart ‎"What the A-boats program has move Right again" 
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    Andy Leatherday keep, the captions rolling , george will award a tinnie for the best one hic!!!
  
  
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    Graham Bridger That's the last time I go on a DTS with the boat people
    

     
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    Ian Hart ‎"dammit some one get me this ratings Number i can not have him controling so many Matlows"....
    
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    Ian Hart Damm it why did i drink with Submarines last night I know they drink me under the table, And how am i going to explain the bar bill to the Misses
    
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    Peter Chilcott I've done so much but still no Dolphins :(
    
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    Andy Leatherday who ever get's the most likes WINS
    
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    Ian Hart Now if i think for a few minutes, these fellows they call Submarines Might Just might let me in, as i do control there boats do i not
    
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    Andy Leatherday there's just go to be a way in with out me having to do that part3 shit
    
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    Martin Freck wayne rooney told me the hair transplant. was a no brainer
    
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    Gary Wilson Bugger, final part 3 walk round tomorrow!!!!!!!
    
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    Garry Carter Bugger - where did I leave my hat???
    
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    Ian Hart Damm it the able said i need to redo my part 3 with him before he'll go to the wreaker and his walkround, how do ables
    
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    Ian Hart get so much control over Pt3s
    
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    Anthony James if ABSSM jones beats me at uckers again i'll send them all to sea for xmas!!!!!!
    
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    Garry Carter SH*t - does this mean I'm senior survivor!!!
    
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    Chris Parfitt Bugger! I've got the big six again tonight.
    
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    Paul Richmond shit only 8 submarines and 1600 sea drafts to sort out
    
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    Ben Canham So your telling me that I've just been made redundant because some twat called George has just made a bid to privatise the Submarine Flotilla with his wilful band of 1600 volunteers......
    
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    Graham Bridger No golden Dolphins on my chest means I'm not one of Britains BEST
    
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    Susan Brisley i cant believe she slept with an AB..
    
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    Sharon-Anne Connell-Malcolm Aww my godness I forgot to shake the PO Wren|!!
    
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    Martin Freck What they cant provide babies heads for tonights banquet!
    
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    Anthony James and i've just heard hank the plank is cooking:-(
    
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    Steve Kennedy My mummy is the boss of all of you I my dolphins now and please dont tell mummy and phil the greek about the kai tai
    
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    George Griffiths Ha Ha Ha kep them coming
    
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    Paul Richmond sulk and sob that's it no submariner tells me to shut and clip my part 3 lip
    
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    Brendan Blackie ‎*Warning* Always keep the Super Glue 3 and your Hair Gel in different cupboards!!!!
    
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    Graham Bridger What a hangover ..... I asked the Doc for a rosy dawn and all he gave me was 2 brufen & an elastoplast
    
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    Geoffrey Theakstone ‎"damn claims forms"
    
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    John Dominguez What! It WAS a man I was with last night?
    
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    Thomas Gallagher Damn Steve Martin I coulda nailed that role I have the outfit for God,s sake!
    
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    Lofty Purvis Bugger, Ive missed nine o'clockers again !
    
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    William Goodall Sh!t pirates in the red sea, supporting operations in Libya, NATO commitments in the Atlantic and the gulfs. No aircraft or carriers and the bloody government want me to invade Syria where do I find 1600 nutters???
    
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    Ben Canham Following the latest defence cuts announcements, the Admiral becomes distraught after hearing his staff will be cut by at least one leading steward.....
    
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    Ben Canham Cheer-up skin, maybe your grumbly will arrive tomorrow....
    
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    Ben Canham The moment Admiral Bigg-Piece suddenly realised his Thia Bride came with "extras"....
    
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    Ben Canham The ambitious Admiral Jock McSmall is choked to hear the news that following Scotland's independence, he will now be the Commander in Chief of 3 Minesweepers, 4 Urnu craft and a tug.....
    
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    Stephen Hallquist Any bets on what McSmall's flagship will be?
    
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    Ben Canham The Admiral bows his head in shame as news breaks of his threesome with an inflatable doll onboard the Oracle in 1982.....
    
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    Stephen Hallquist Looking down, the Admiral realizes he has no pants and is wondering where he left them.
  
  
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    Andy Leatherday wot do you mean"i have to qualify to get submarine pay
  
  
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    Paul Richmond Fu**ing MP's give me the shits
    
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    Ian Hart Fu*k Me i'm being ransomed for a goffer for my Pt3 Taskbook, I a officer don't you know,
    
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    Brendan Blackie I knew i should have never left my socks next to Scrote Ealings pit!!!!!!
    
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    Ian Hart once apond a time ratings would look up to me, Now, they just laugh at me, A fleet they say, What Fooking Fleet
    
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    Ian Hart Scores on the Door
    Admiral of fleet 0 - JPA 1
    Adrimal of the Fleet 0 - Submarine Lounge 1600+
    
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    Paul Richmond with the budget allotted for this year i have no options but to bin the nuc boats and bring back the diesel boats
    
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    Andy Leatherday oh shit wot do you mean "GADDAFI IS HIDING IN THE LOUNGE" we will nwver find him now he's gone deep
    
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    Susan Brisley OMG shes got me overdrawn again what am i going to tell the mess when i cant pay my beer bill.
    
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    Paul Richmond Sh*t i have no option everyone in the lounge is reactivated for service in submarines
    
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    Ian Hart What ever we do Do not let the Skimmers know that there are 1600+ submariners 5th watch, or there be wanting some Special pay as well
    
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    Andy Leatherday just not enough boats for this lot, your going to tell me they wont take a pay cut next ... i dont want to be an admiral of the fleet no more"
  
  
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    Ben Canham Following the naming of Darling & Daring, FOSM feels he has no choice but to name the 8th "A" Boat, Audrey, Annie or Alison...
    
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    Paul Richmond I dont want to do this but could all you guys in the lounge submit your drafting preference card and a c240 for a specific boat
    
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    Pete Williams. Damn, damn, damn...Port is left....Starboard is right.....give way to Starboard...ALWAYS GIVE WAY TO STARBOARD. The Rule Of The Road, come on! this is supposed to be easy...Damn CSST (FOST) and their little tests! 'Write it down' they said, 'nah...I'll remember it' I said!
    
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    Ben Canham Following the latest series of defence cuts, the Admiral is gutted to hear his next appointment will be as the Messman onboard Truimph....
    
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    Ian Hart Your telling me there 1600+ guys moaning about wrens on submarine Oh Great thank you very much, Now what to do ahh i know, Lets make the submarine lounge a Submarine Draft....
    
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    Ian Hart What do you Mean i have to tell all these Submarines to report for duty.
    
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    Stephen Hallquist Geez, Pete. that's it. He's probably being tested to see if he knows the difference between port and starboard...got a red dot on his left shoe and a green dot on his right. All Ahead!
    
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    Ben Canham The Admiral can not hide his despair after hearing its his turn to be the VIP for the next returning Bomber.....
    
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    Ben Canham The news that his Flags is pregnant was not well received by the Admiral......
    
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    John Mosson Damn!.... I’m duty VIP again & will have to suffer yet another one of Ben’s dressed 10 year old salmon… dry as a Nuns **** & all pink & wrinkly!
    
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    Simon Barker Nanny always told me if I shut my eyes tight and covered my head I would be invisable and the horrid politicians wont be able to see me
    
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    Simon Barker Bugger I hope no one in the lounge finds out the first wren I ever kissed was Sharon-Anne Connell-Malcolm round the back of the Wrens block in Drake barracks
    
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    Mark Crozzer Crossley Bastard submariners, one drink they said, now I feel like I've just lived through the hangover part 1 & 2!
    
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    Paul Donohoe B...ll..cks I've swamped again
    
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    Gerald Pollack What?! I'm next up on the program? Why didn't someone tell me I was supposed to speak tonight? Oh sh*t. What in hell's name am I going to say???
    
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    Brendan Blackie Shit!! The wife just found my stash of porn in my green pussers case under the bed!!!!!
    
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    Andy Leatherday ‎"signal from george" (drafty) "nice try sir but buying a WHITE WOOLLY JUMPER of EBAY still wont get you in, NO DOLPHINS =NO ENTRY" end of signal
    
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    Richard Mainwaring noooo not a draft to bombers i wanted an o boat
    
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    Gary Wilson I made Admiral, but still no 'Kissing Fish'
    
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    Sandy Stuart ma heed hurts
    
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    Simon Barker WOW that wash and go really does work
    
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    Stuart Harvey Good point, who the fuck do I go to see with a divisional problem?
    
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    Ben Canham Under the Freedom of Information Act, horror bestows the Admiral as George Griffiths, the Daily Sport political correspondent, requests a full and comprehensive list of his last 12 months of official entertainment.
    
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    Kenneth Nesbitt Gutted, the Admiral realises his importance has been called into question when it's revealed that his phone HASN'T been hacked by Rupert Murdoch.
    
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    Kenneth Nesbitt ‎"Sir, Sir, you can come out of the brace position now, we landed 7 hours ago"
    
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    Kenneth Nesbitt ‎'He realised he'd gone too far being 'Outraged of the Admiralty' when even the Daily Mail letters' page stopped printing his submissions'
  
  
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    Dave Jackson Jackson's coming back?

     
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    Jack Lewiss if i take of this wig and the jacket i can pretend im Andy Leatherday