The Submariners Lounge
The Blog for Submariners their Families and Friends
Tuesday, 27 September 2011
DAMN that George bloke
DAMN that George bloke, just cos i've got no dolphins he wont let me in the lounge
Very good, George just won`t let anybody join!
"What there 1600 Matlows, on a submarine lounge, and not at sea"
"What the A-boats program has move Right again"
keep, the captions rolling , george will award a tinnie for the best one hic!!!
That's the last time I go on a DTS with the boat people
"dammit some one get me this ratings Number i can not have him controling so many Matlows"....
Damm it why did i drink with Submarines last night I know they drink me under the table, And how am i going to explain the bar bill to the Misses
I've done so much but still no Dolphins :(
who ever get's the most likes WINS
Now if i think for a few minutes, these fellows they call Submarines Might Just might let me in, as i do control there boats do i not
there's just go to be a way in with out me having to do that part3 shit
wayne rooney told me the hair transplant. was a no brainer
Bugger, final part 3 walk round tomorrow!!!!!!!
Bugger - where did I leave my hat???
Damm it the able said i need to redo my part 3 with him before he'll go to the wreaker and his walkround, how do ables
get so much control over Pt3s
if ABSSM jones beats me at uckers again i'll send them all to sea for xmas!!!!!!
SH*t - does this mean I'm senior survivor!!!
Bugger! I've got the big six again tonight.
shit only 8 submarines and 1600 sea drafts to sort out
So your telling me that I've just been made redundant because some twat called George has just made a bid to privatise the Submarine Flotilla with his wilful band of 1600 volunteers......
No golden Dolphins on my chest means I'm not one of Britains BEST
i cant believe she slept with an AB..
Aww my godness I forgot to shake the PO Wren|!!
What they cant provide babies heads for tonights banquet!
and i've just heard hank the plank is cooking:-(
My mummy is the boss of all of you I my dolphins now and please dont tell mummy and phil the greek about the kai tai
Ha Ha Ha kep them coming
sulk and sob that's it no submariner tells me to shut and clip my part 3 lip
*Warning* Always keep the Super Glue 3 and your Hair Gel in different cupboards!!!!
What a hangover ..... I asked the Doc for a rosy dawn and all he gave me was 2 brufen & an elastoplast
"damn claims forms"
What! It WAS a man I was with last night?
Damn Steve Martin I coulda nailed that role I have the outfit for God,s sake!
Bugger, Ive missed nine o'clockers again !
Sh!t pirates in the red sea, supporting operations in Libya, NATO commitments in the Atlantic and the gulfs. No aircraft or carriers and the bloody government want me to invade Syria where do I find 1600 nutters???
Following the latest defence cuts announcements, the Admiral becomes distraught after hearing his staff will be cut by at least one leading steward.....
Cheer-up skin, maybe your grumbly will arrive tomorrow....
The moment Admiral Bigg-Piece suddenly realised his Thia Bride came with "extras"....
The ambitious Admiral Jock McSmall is choked to hear the news that following Scotland's independence, he will now be the Commander in Chief of 3 Minesweepers, 4 Urnu craft and a tug.....
Any bets on what McSmall's flagship will be?
The Admiral bows his head in shame as news breaks of his threesome with an inflatable doll onboard the Oracle in 1982.....
Looking down, the Admiral realizes he has no pants and is wondering where he left them.
wot do you mean"i have to qualify to get submarine pay
Fu**ing MP's give me the shits
Fu*k Me i'm being ransomed for a goffer for my Pt3 Taskbook, I a officer don't you know,
I knew i should have never left my socks next to Scrote Ealings pit!!!!!!
once apond a time ratings would look up to me, Now, they just laugh at me, A fleet they say, What Fooking Fleet
Scores on the Door
Admiral of fleet 0 - JPA 1
Adrimal of the Fleet 0 - Submarine Lounge 1600+
with the budget allotted for this year i have no options but to bin the nuc boats and bring back the diesel boats
oh shit wot do you mean "GADDAFI IS HIDING IN THE LOUNGE" we will nwver find him now he's gone deep
OMG shes got me overdrawn again what am i going to tell the mess when i cant pay my beer bill.
Sh*t i have no option everyone in the lounge is reactivated for service in submarines
What ever we do Do not let the Skimmers know that there are 1600+ submariners 5th watch, or there be wanting some Special pay as well
just not enough boats for this lot, your going to tell me they wont take a pay cut next ... i dont want to be an admiral of the fleet no more"
Following the naming of Darling & Daring, FOSM feels he has no choice but to name the 8th "A" Boat, Audrey, Annie or Alison...
I dont want to do this but could all you guys in the lounge submit your drafting preference card and a c240 for a specific boat
Damn, damn, damn...Port is left....Starboard is right.....give way to Starboard...ALWAYS GIVE WAY TO STARBOARD. The Rule Of The Road, come on! this is supposed to be easy...Damn CSST (FOST) and their little tests! 'Write it down' they said, 'nah...I'll remember it' I said!
Following the latest series of defence cuts, the Admiral is gutted to hear his next appointment will be as the Messman onboard Truimph....
Your telling me there 1600+ guys moaning about wrens on submarine Oh Great thank you very much, Now what to do ahh i know, Lets make the submarine lounge a Submarine Draft....
What do you Mean i have to tell all these Submarines to report for duty.
Geez, Pete. that's it. He's probably being tested to see if he knows the difference between port and starboard...got a red dot on his left shoe and a green dot on his right. All Ahead!
The Admiral can not hide his despair after hearing its his turn to be the VIP for the next returning Bomber.....
The news that his Flags is pregnant was not well received by the Admiral......
Damn!.... I’m duty VIP again & will have to suffer yet another one of Ben’s dressed 10 year old salmon… dry as a Nuns **** & all pink & wrinkly!
Nanny always told me if I shut my eyes tight and covered my head I would be invisable and the horrid politicians wont be able to see me
Bugger I hope no one in the lounge finds out the first wren I ever kissed was
round the back of the Wrens block in Drake barracks
Mark Crozzer Crossley
Bastard submariners, one drink they said, now I feel like I've just lived through the hangover part 1 & 2!
B...ll..cks I've swamped again
What?! I'm next up on the program? Why didn't someone tell me I was supposed to speak tonight? Oh sh*t. What in hell's name am I going to say???
Shit!! The wife just found my stash of porn in my green pussers case under the bed!!!!!
"signal from george" (drafty) "nice try sir but buying a WHITE WOOLLY JUMPER of EBAY still wont get you in, NO DOLPHINS =NO ENTRY" end of signal
noooo not a draft to bombers i wanted an o boat
I made Admiral, but still no 'Kissing Fish'
ma heed hurts
WOW that wash and go really does work
Good point, who the fuck do I go to see with a divisional problem?
Under the Freedom of Information Act, horror bestows the Admiral as George Griffiths, the Daily Sport political correspondent, requests a full and comprehensive list of his last 12 months of official entertainment.
Gutted, the Admiral realises his importance has been called into question when it's revealed that his phone HASN'T been hacked by Rupert Murdoch.
"Sir, Sir, you can come out of the brace position now, we landed 7 hours ago"
'He realised he'd gone too far being 'Outraged of the Admiralty' when even the Daily Mail letters' page stopped printing his submissions'
Jackson's coming back?
if i take of this wig and the jacket i can pretend im
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