Friday, 30 September 2011

Going Going Going ... Gone


HMS Ambush is an Astute-class nuclear fleet submarine of the Royal Navy, at present fitting out. Ambush was ordered from GEC's Marconi Marine (now BAE Systems Submarine Solutions) on 17 March 1997. She was laid down at Barrow-in-Furness on 22 October 2003, officially named on 16 December 2010, launched on 6 January 2011and is expected to begin sea trials by 2012.

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Tuesday, 27 September 2011

DAMN that George bloke


DAMN that George bloke, just cos i've got no dolphins he wont let me in the lounge


    • Flash Vincent Very good, George just won`t let anybody join!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

    • Ian Hart ‎"What there 1600 Matlows, on a submarine lounge, and not at sea"
       

    • Ian Hart ‎"What the A-boats program has move Right again" 

    • Andy Leatherday keep, the captions rolling , george will award a tinnie for the best one hic!!!


    • Graham Bridger That's the last time I go on a DTS with the boat people
       

    • Ian Hart ‎"dammit some one get me this ratings Number i can not have him controling so many Matlows"....

    • Ian Hart Damm it why did i drink with Submarines last night I know they drink me under the table, And how am i going to explain the bar bill to the Misses

    • Peter Chilcott I've done so much but still no Dolphins :(

    • Andy Leatherday who ever get's the most likes WINS

    • Ian Hart Now if i think for a few minutes, these fellows they call Submarines Might Just might let me in, as i do control there boats do i not

    • Andy Leatherday there's just go to be a way in with out me having to do that part3 shit

    • Martin Freck wayne rooney told me the hair transplant. was a no brainer

    • Gary Wilson Bugger, final part 3 walk round tomorrow!!!!!!!

    • Garry Carter Bugger - where did I leave my hat???

    • Ian Hart Damm it the able said i need to redo my part 3 with him before he'll go to the wreaker and his walkround, how do ables

    • Ian Hart get so much control over Pt3s

    • Anthony James if ABSSM jones beats me at uckers again i'll send them all to sea for xmas!!!!!!

    • Garry Carter SH*t - does this mean I'm senior survivor!!!

    • Chris Parfitt Bugger! I've got the big six again tonight.

    • Paul Richmond shit only 8 submarines and 1600 sea drafts to sort out

    • Ben Canham So your telling me that I've just been made redundant because some twat called George has just made a bid to privatise the Submarine Flotilla with his wilful band of 1600 volunteers......

    • Graham Bridger No golden Dolphins on my chest means I'm not one of Britains BEST

    • Susan Brisley i cant believe she slept with an AB..

    • Sharon-Anne Connell-Malcolm Aww my godness I forgot to shake the PO Wren|!!

    • Martin Freck What they cant provide babies heads for tonights banquet!
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      Anthony James and i've just heard hank the plank is cooking:-(

    • Steve Kennedy My mummy is the boss of all of you I my dolphins now and please dont tell mummy and phil the greek about the kai tai

    • George Griffiths Ha Ha Ha kep them coming

    • Paul Richmond sulk and sob that's it no submariner tells me to shut and clip my part 3 lip

    • Brendan Blackie ‎*Warning* Always keep the Super Glue 3 and your Hair Gel in different cupboards!!!!

    • Graham Bridger What a hangover ..... I asked the Doc for a rosy dawn and all he gave me was 2 brufen & an elastoplast

    • Geoffrey Theakstone ‎"damn claims forms"

    • John Dominguez What! It WAS a man I was with last night?

    • Thomas Gallagher Damn Steve Martin I coulda nailed that role I have the outfit for God,s sake!

    • Lofty Purvis Bugger, Ive missed nine o'clockers again !

    • William Goodall Sh!t pirates in the red sea, supporting operations in Libya, NATO commitments in the Atlantic and the gulfs. No aircraft or carriers and the bloody government want me to invade Syria where do I find 1600 nutters???

    • Ben Canham Following the latest defence cuts announcements, the Admiral becomes distraught after hearing his staff will be cut by at least one leading steward.....

    • Ben Canham Cheer-up skin, maybe your grumbly will arrive tomorrow....

    • Ben Canham The moment Admiral Bigg-Piece suddenly realised his Thia Bride came with "extras"....

    • Ben Canham The ambitious Admiral Jock McSmall is choked to hear the news that following Scotland's independence, he will now be the Commander in Chief of 3 Minesweepers, 4 Urnu craft and a tug.....

    • Stephen Hallquist Any bets on what McSmall's flagship will be?

    • Ben Canham The Admiral bows his head in shame as news breaks of his threesome with an inflatable doll onboard the Oracle in 1982.....

    • Stephen Hallquist Looking down, the Admiral realizes he has no pants and is wondering where he left them.



    • Paul Richmond Fu**ing MP's give me the shits

    • Ian Hart Fu*k Me i'm being ransomed for a goffer for my Pt3 Taskbook, I a officer don't you know,

    • Brendan Blackie I knew i should have never left my socks next to Scrote Ealings pit!!!!!!

    • Ian Hart once apond a time ratings would look up to me, Now, they just laugh at me, A fleet they say, What Fooking Fleet

    • Ian Hart Scores on the Door
      Admiral of fleet 0 - JPA 1
      Adrimal of the Fleet 0 - Submarine Lounge 1600+

    • Paul Richmond with the budget allotted for this year i have no options but to bin the nuc boats and bring back the diesel boats

    • Andy Leatherday oh shit wot do you mean "GADDAFI IS HIDING IN THE LOUNGE" we will nwver find him now he's gone deep

    • Susan Brisley OMG shes got me overdrawn again what am i going to tell the mess when i cant pay my beer bill.

    • Paul Richmond Sh*t i have no option everyone in the lounge is reactivated for service in submarines

    • Ian Hart What ever we do Do not let the Skimmers know that there are 1600+ submariners 5th watch, or there be wanting some Special pay as well

    • Andy Leatherday just not enough boats for this lot, your going to tell me they wont take a pay cut next ... i dont want to be an admiral of the fleet no more"


    • Ben Canham Following the naming of Darling & Daring, FOSM feels he has no choice but to name the 8th "A" Boat, Audrey, Annie or Alison...

    • Paul Richmond I dont want to do this but could all you guys in the lounge submit your drafting preference card and a c240 for a specific boat

    • Pete Williams. Damn, damn, damn...Port is left....Starboard is right.....give way to Starboard...ALWAYS GIVE WAY TO STARBOARD. The Rule Of The Road, come on! this is supposed to be easy...Damn CSST (FOST) and their little tests! 'Write it down' they said, 'nah...I'll remember it' I said!

    • Ben Canham Following the latest series of defence cuts, the Admiral is gutted to hear his next appointment will be as the Messman onboard Truimph....

    • Ian Hart Your telling me there 1600+ guys moaning about wrens on submarine Oh Great thank you very much, Now what to do ahh i know, Lets make the submarine lounge a Submarine Draft....

    • Ian Hart What do you Mean i have to tell all these Submarines to report for duty.

    • Stephen Hallquist Geez, Pete. that's it. He's probably being tested to see if he knows the difference between port and starboard...got a red dot on his left shoe and a green dot on his right. All Ahead!

    • Ben Canham The Admiral can not hide his despair after hearing its his turn to be the VIP for the next returning Bomber.....

    • Ben Canham The news that his Flags is pregnant was not well received by the Admiral......

    • John Mosson Damn!.... I’m duty VIP again & will have to suffer yet another one of Ben’s dressed 10 year old salmon… dry as a Nuns **** & all pink & wrinkly!

    • Simon Barker Nanny always told me if I shut my eyes tight and covered my head I would be invisable and the horrid politicians wont be able to see me

    • Simon Barker Bugger I hope no one in the lounge finds out the first wren I ever kissed was Sharon-Anne Connell-Malcolm round the back of the Wrens block in Drake barracks

    • Mark Crozzer Crossley Bastard submariners, one drink they said, now I feel like I've just lived through the hangover part 1 & 2!

    • Paul Donohoe B...ll..cks I've swamped again

    • Gerald Pollack What?! I'm next up on the program? Why didn't someone tell me I was supposed to speak tonight? Oh sh*t. What in hell's name am I going to say???

    • Brendan Blackie Shit!! The wife just found my stash of porn in my green pussers case under the bed!!!!!

    • Andy Leatherday ‎"signal from george" (drafty) "nice try sir but buying a WHITE WOOLLY JUMPER of EBAY still wont get you in, NO DOLPHINS =NO ENTRY" end of signal

    • Richard Mainwaring noooo not a draft to bombers i wanted an o boat

    • Gary Wilson I made Admiral, but still no 'Kissing Fish'

    • Sandy Stuart ma heed hurts

    • Simon Barker WOW that wash and go really does work

    • Stuart Harvey Good point, who the fuck do I go to see with a divisional problem?

    • Ben Canham Under the Freedom of Information Act, horror bestows the Admiral as George Griffiths, the Daily Sport political correspondent, requests a full and comprehensive list of his last 12 months of official entertainment.

    • Kenneth Nesbitt Gutted, the Admiral realises his importance has been called into question when it's revealed that his phone HASN'T been hacked by Rupert Murdoch.

    • Kenneth Nesbitt ‎"Sir, Sir, you can come out of the brace position now, we landed 7 hours ago"

    • Kenneth Nesbitt ‎'He realised he'd gone too far being 'Outraged of the Admiralty' when even the Daily Mail letters' page stopped printing his submissions'

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